This man called "James" got a direct line to the divine and his legs don't even touch the ground when he's preaching! 🤲🏻 He's like a spiritual hoverboard and his congregation is obsessed! 😅 Buh here's the best part: he needs a squad to carry him around the church because, well, gravity's not his thing 🤷🏻‍♀️ And let me tell you, it's a REAL privilege to be chosen for this sacred task! Imagine that?. 🤣🤣 Church members are literally praying and scrambling to be one of the lucky few who get to carry Pastor James' hover-self from one end of the church to the other 😂🏃‍♂️ It's like a spiritual game of "Simon Says" - "Pick me, Pastor James! Abeg Pick me!" 🤣🙏🏻😅 And the best part? It doesn't matter what you're wearing - whether you're rocking a three-piece suit like Davido on his wedding day or a neon pink jumpsuit like Chioma Davido's wife, if Pastor James points at you, YOU'RE IN! Without any excuse 📌 🤣😂 MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS - My question now is: Wetin you go do if he point you?? 🤷🏻‍♀️ Remember, he is a man of GOD!! 🙄🤣 #HoveringPastor #SpiritualSquadGoals #Churchdrama ‎

 This man called "James" got a direct line to the divine and his legs don't even touch the ground when he's preaching! 🤲🏻 He's like a spiritual hoverboard and his congregation is obsessed! 😅


Buh here's the best part: he needs a squad to carry him around the church because, well, gravity's not his thing 🤷🏻‍♀️ And let me tell you, it's a REAL privilege to be chosen for this sacred task! Imagine that?. 🤣🤣


Church members are literally praying and scrambling to be one of the lucky few who get to carry Pastor James' hover-self from one end of the church to the other 😂🏃‍♂️ It's like a spiritual game of "Simon Says" - "Pick me, Pastor James! Abeg Pick me!" 🤣🙏🏻😅


And the best part? It doesn't matter what you're wearing - whether you're rocking a three-piece suit like Davido on his wedding day or a neon pink jumpsuit like Chioma Davido's wife, if Pastor James points at you, YOU'RE IN! Without any excuse 📌 🤣😂


MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS - My question now is: Wetin you go do if he point you?? 🤷🏻‍♀️ Remember, he is a man of GOD!! 🙄🤣


#HoveringPastor #SpiritualSquadGoals #Churchdrama ‎



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